One Man. One Night. One Nation.
All Under God.

Francis Scott Off-Key
Presents

RYAN SIMMONS
in

THE PATRIOT ACT!
A Star Spangled Spectacle

July 2, 2008
9:30 pm
never forget

at

THE DUPLEX

Christopher St @ 7th

2008 Dollar Cover + 2 Drink Minimum

This Fourth of July

I'm pledging my allegiance the only way I know how

by letting freedom sing!

Oh say... can you sing?

I can.

Amer-I-can!

By coming to my New York City cabaret debut
you not only support the Troops of the U.S. of A.

but you also support everything that America stands for
from me to shining me.

If you don't come
The terrorists win.

It's as simple as that.

Do your civic duty

to God and your country.

Come salute plains that are fruited

bombs that have burst

and independence that declared.

The Artist Formerly Known As Prince

taught us what it sounds like when

doves cry.

Now allow

The American Currently Known As Ryan

teach you what it sounds like when

eagles dream.